I am so cute!

I have always known that I was cute thanks to my mommy and daddy constantly telling me and of course, my girlfriend Holly drooling over me all the time. I have the sweetest face, I am very expressive and my gentle approach and good behavior just makes me so loveable. Today I was told how cute I was when I went to the vet, as a matter of fact, they said that I ought to be in pictures because I just had the cutest puppy face and that when they were talking to me, they could see me responding with my expressions. I have been thinking about it and it's a great idea. I could go to work and let my parents stay home and relax all day...hmmm, I'll have to figure out a way to surprise them and make that happen!

So my vet visit was interesting today! I hate that place, they always lock me up in a cage which I am just not used to at all. The good news is that I am 68 lbs so I'll be able to take on Buddy once I gain another 40 lbs. I was playing with my girlfriend Holly this morning at the park, we were kind of flirting. I say kind of because she was flirting and I wasn't really all that interested. Thats a whole other issue that I need to figure out, maybe I am just not that into her?! Anyway, she's allowed to play with toys that I am not so I decided I would take her toy. It was the coolest toy, it was bright green with spikes and a fluid in the middle which made it really squishy like a stress ball. The best thing was that I could fit the whole entire thing in my mouth so Holly couldn't get it back. Holly was pissed about me taking her toy and decided to pounce on me while growling loudly. I'll show her I thought, I'll swallow this and then when I get home and have some peace and quiet, I'll spit it out.

Nobody really noticed what happened but then my mommy and Holly's daddy started looking for the toy. In the meantime, I got a stomach ache and decided to leave a trail of what resembled tootsie rolls all over the park. My mommy asked me where the toy was and I just smiled and stuck my tongue out. That wasn't smart, it blew my plan! Holly's dad said to feed me bacon grease and I would feel better, that sounded like a treat but my mommy said she doesn't touch bacon grease and wouldn't know where to buy it - bummer! I knew I was in trouble when my leash got put on me and we walked home. I tried spitting the toy out but no luck....oops! Oh well, I thought, I obviously got away with it because my mommy is taking me for a ride in the car which is always a treat.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am not going in there! I held all four feet to the ground and with all my strength tried to fight it but my mommy dragged me in to the vets office. I hate this place, it hurts. A few hours later my daddy picked me up - all he said was, I am not the one that brought you here, don't be upset with me. The doctor offered him the toy to give back to Holly but he refused, that was probably smart because I would have likely eaten it again - it was kind of good and the thought of bacon grease made it better.

Needless to say, I didn't get to go to the park this afternoon. I just didn't have enough energy to run around and play and I was so starving that all I wanted to do with eat. I've been ignoring my mommy all afternoon, she needs to learn a lesson. When she does try to pet me, I just breathe on her and that sends her running.

Off to think about how I can use my looks to my benefit and slowly start to warm up to my mommy, I am starving and if I don't, she wont feed me!